Massage Couch....

I've never seen one of these, let alone seen a FREE one.
If it wasn't so buttugly I'd be tempted to go try it out.

The Velveteen Couch

"It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."

I wish I lived in Iowa

I love this sofa. I hope it's as comfy as it looks. Do the snowmen come with it?